:: Matt Willis has been caught cheating at 'I'm A Celebrityâ?¦' Also, someone gave him some booze. His album is out this week by the way, not that you would have noticed.
:: Robbie Williams paid for dinner for every other diner in an indian restaurant so that they would leave him to eat his dinner in peace. He will also have sex with a man if it means saving the life of a baby rabbit.
:: Paris Hilton decided to put on an impromptu PA at Jay‑Z's Las Vegas album launch. She mimed for a bit, threw up and fell off the stage. Lisa Scott-Lee take note — this is how you do a live show.
:: Lisa Scott-Lee has been confirmed for the next series of 'Dancing On Ice'. Hopefully she will be sick.
:: There is no Britney Spears sex tape. Boo!
:: But Britney is suddenly very good friends with Paris Hilton, so give her time etc.
:: George Michael 'might' be appearing in Coronation Street. He might not though, it might just be a load of rubbish made up by the tabloids.
:: Popjustice some very impotant prizes at an award ceremony. Hurrah etc.