This, viewers, is The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom. Click The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom to launch The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom in a new window so that you may print out The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom for use around the house/record shop.
What's it all about?
Examine Exhibits A, B and C from the front page of yesterday's super soaraway Popjustice.
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Now, using the Popjustice Protractor Of Doom, calculate the Angle Of Hopelessness of your favourite popstar.
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We believe any angle of or less than 30° to be perfectly acceptable in these difficult pop times. Any pop personality whose sans-serif font is at an angle of any more than 30° should be approached with severe caution.
We hope this proves useful to you, the pop consumer.