All the 'hoopla' surrounding the Leona Lewis Waterstones book signing has sidestepped the big issue: what was the signing like for those who standing before The Bellend in the queue? Popjustice reader David Wynn can help out, for he was there. "Before some man hit Leona, she signed a book for me," David writes in an email. "I like her butterfly. It shows that she takes a little extra time when signing an autograph for fans and doesn't just 'hash them out'."
There's definitely a lot of care and attention in Leona's message although the 'L's are slightly demented. Our advice is that you ever require an X Factor winner to handwrite an itinerary for a Welsh holiday, get Alexandra Burke to take care of it.