We know it's very fashionable to be all 'calm down Grandma', 'isn't she old', 'what a dog' etc when it comes to discussing Madonna but — correct us if we're wrong here — she looks pretty hot in this clip from the '4 Minutes' video.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vrjXeld5Fg
The main problem is Justin. It may well be that he suffers from poor circulation but if Madonna's fine in her pants we don't see why he needs a coat and scarf. If he turned up for tea at our Nan's dressed like that there would be one response and one response only: "are you staying?". You're making a pop video, you dolt, you're not going for a hike.
Perhaps Justin is simply surrounded wherever he goes by his own ecosystem — a curse, we imagine, as well as a gift.
If anyone could drop us a line to clear up the Justin/ecosystem/poor circulation issue that'd be great. Cheers.