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"Dear Popjustice

Sam Sparro over­es­tim­ates his intel­li­gence when he describes himself as “dumb” in a recent PJ interview. A trapezoid is not a triangle, it’s a quad­ri­lat­eral plane figure having two parallel and two non­par­al­lel sides. Unless in Australia triangles have four sides. No, they don’t. I just checked. Thanks, Google.
 
Perhaps Sparro’s ASSHATTERY is a reflec­tion of the average Skins viewer, or maybe by calling it a trapezoid, like what the Americans do, instead of a trapezium, like what it actually is, he’s trying to appeal to the American market. The giant THICK.

Yours

JJ"