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The new Kelly Rowland single: how good is it?

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REASONS 'COMMANDER' ISN'T UP TO MUCH

1. Everything about it is a cliché.

2. It's not as good as 'When Love Takes Over'. 

3. Kelly is better than songs of the "ooh I'm on the dance­floor DJ keep it pumping on the floor in the place tonight yeah ooh let's have some champagne woo" (we para­phrase) variety.

REASONS 'COMMANDER' IS UP TO SOMETHING

1. The line "right now I command you dance" is so amazing that any doubts imme­di­ately disappear and when "right now I command you to dance" is combined with the chorus' general amaz­ing­ness it becomes instantly clear that 'Commander' is a life-altering piece of popular song that will live on in the laughter of children long after we are all dead and buried such is its tower­ingly exciting (THAT'S ENOUGH THANKS — ED)