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"Just come inside my cage you bad dog."

This is the slightly any-one-of-32-artists-could-have-recorded-it but basically brilliant new Neon Hitch single.

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We have a horrible feeling "come inside my cage" line might be an invit­a­tion to ejaculate into Neon's vagina.

Hopefully the "bad dog" bit is an extension of that metaphor or this might be most unpleas­ant instance of pop­bes­ti­al­ity since S Club Juniors covered 'Puppy Love'.

EDIT: We just found this on Neon's YouTube channel. 

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OUR EYES OUR EYES SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE OUR EYES.