You voted, we counted, and the winners are…

BEST SINGLE

1. Lady Gaga Poker Face
2. Cheryl Cole Fight For This Love
3. Lady Gaga Bad Romance
4. La Roux Bulletproof
5. Pet Shop Boys Love Etc
6. Jordin Sparks Battlefield
7. Little Boots Remedy
8. Girls Aloud Untouchable
9. Lily Allen The Fear
10. Shakira She Wolf

Editor's note:
All these songs are very good. Well done, the Popjustice-viewing public.

BEST ALBUM

1. Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
2. Lady Gaga The Fame
3. Cheryl Cole 3 Words
4. Florence & The Machine Lungs
5. Pet Shop Boys Yes
6. Little Boots Hands
7. Annie Don't Stop
8. La Roux La Roux
9. Lily Allen It's Not Me, It's You
10. The Saturdays Wordshaker
11. Rihanna Rated R

Editor's note:
This category has been extended to eleven albums to accom­mod­ate The Fame and The Fame Monster, both of which scored a huge number of votes. Mind you so did the Cheryl Cole album so make of that what you will.

BELL END OF THE YEAR

1. Danyl Johnson
2. Kanye West
3. Elly Jackson
4. Chris Brown
5. Louis Walsh
6. Simon Cowell
7. Robbie Williams
8. Katie Price
9. Lady Gaga
10. Cheryl Cole

Editor's note:
Danyl Johnson: what a bell end.

BEST VIDEO

1. Lady Gaga Bad Romance
2. Lady Gaga Paparazzi
3. Cheryl Cole Fight For This Love
4. Beyonce Single Ladies
5. Shakira She Wolf
6. Rihanna Russian Roulette
7. Girls Aloud Untouchable
8. La Roux Bulletproof
9. Leona Lewis Happy
10. Lady Gaga Poker Face

Editor's note:
Bad Romance won this category with more votes than the rest of the Top 10 put together.

WORST VIDEO

1. Cheryl Cole Fight For This Love
2. Sugababes About A Girl
3. X Factor Finalists You Are Not Alone
4. Mariah Carey I Want To Know What Love Is
5. JLS Beat Again
6. Britney Spears 3
7. Madonna Celebration
8. Mika We Are Golden
9. Girls Can't Catch Keep Your Head Up
10. Little Boots New In Town

Editor's note:
Interesting to note Danyl Johnson's bel­len­ded­ness making an appear­ance in this category too. Regarding your eighth worst video of 2009 many of you made reference to 'Mika in his pants' and 'paedo Mika in kid's bedroom', while the low opinion of Keep You Head Up and New In Town suggest that Girls Can't Catch and Little Boots might have struck a little early with their embrace of tramp 'n' rubbish dump chic.

SACK OR AT LEAST FINE THE STYLIST

1. Cheryl Cole
2. La Roux
3. Lady Gaga
4. Whitney Houston
5. The Saturdays
6. Kelly Clarkson
7. Madonna
8. JLS
9. Britney Spears
10. Adam Lambert

Editor's note:
Poor old Adam Lambert — he can't even dress badly well.

LEAST LIKELY TO BE ANY USE IN THE EVENT OF A WORLD WAR

1. Leona Lewis
2. Britney Spears
3. La Roux
4. Kanye West
5. Cheryl Cole
6. Dappy N‑Dubz
7. Little Boots
8. Mariah Carey
9. Pixie Lott
10. Susan Boyle

Editor's note:
It is the opinion of the editorial 'team' behind Popjustice.com that Dappy N‑Dubz WOULD in fact be useful during a war. We imagine he would assume the role of "forces' sweet­heart" and tour army camps, singing emotional songs and being bummed flat by sex-starved soldiers.

ARTWORK FAIL

1. Cheryl Cole 3 Words
2. Adam Lambert For Your Entertainment
3. Peter Andre Revelation
4. Rihanna Rated R
5. Kelly Clarkson All I Ever Wanted
6. Girls Aloud Untouchable
7. Depeche Mode Sounds Of The Universe
8. Mariah Carey Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel
9. Madonna Celebration
10. Joss Stone Colour Me Free

Editor's note:
In all fairness she does look like she's on her way to the funeral of a bee­keep­ing naturist.

BEST AWARDS CEREMONY

1. The Brits
2. The VMAs
3. The AMAs
4. The EMAs
5. The Grammys
6. 'None of them'
7. The MOBOs
8. The NME Awards
9. The Mercury Music Prize
10. The Q Awards

Editor's note:

The best bit of the Brits was when 'Horne & Corden' dressed up and danced behind Kylie LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!! (Except it was actually so shit that Kylie was lucky its almighty shitness didn't end her career there and then.)

MOST DISAPPOINTING ALBUM

1. Cheryl Cole 3 Words
2. Rihanna Rated R
3. JLS JLS
4. The Saturdays Wordshaker
5. Leona Lewis Echo
6. Alexandra Burke Overcome
7. La Roux La Roux
8. Little Boots Hands
9. Florence And The Machine Lungs
10. Mika The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Editor's note:
Some people have said that Cheryl Cole's album could never have met expect­a­tions. Which is obviously bollocks because it could quite easily have met expect­a­tions by pulling off the not exactly difficult trick of 'having better songs on it'. 

BEST COMEBACK

1. Whitney Houston
2. Rihanna
3. Robbie Williams
4. Shakira
5. Annie
6. Black Eyed Peas
7. Pet Shop Boys
8. Shirley Bassey
9. Lily Allen
10. Jay‑Z

Editor's note:
Whitney Houston won this category by a huge margin, which is slightly odd con­sid­er­ing only about thirty people voted for her album or single in the relevant cat­egor­ies. What could it all mean? (Not very much — Ed)

POPSTAR MOST LIKELY TO IRON A SHIRT BADLY

1. Mariah Carey
2. Robbie Williams
3. Calvin Harris
4. Amy Winehouse
5. Dappy N‑Dubz
6. Lady Gaga
7. Whitney Houson
8. Sarah Harding
9. Ke$ha
10. Frankmusik

Editor's note:
A surprise entry for Calvin Harris in this category. He's going to be very dis­ap­poin­ted about this.

PLEASE NEVER MAKE ANOTHER RECORD

1. N‑Dubz
2. Mika
3. Eoghan Quigg
4. Cheryl Cole
5. Westlife
6. Black Eyed Peas
7. La Roux
8. Mariah Carey
9. Pitbull
10. Sugababes

Editor's note:
N‑Dubz really are horrific aren't they.

MOST LIKELY TO BE DROPPED IN 2010

1. Sugababes
2. The Saturdays
3. Girls Can't Catch
4. Frankmusik
5. Little Boots
6. VV Brown
7. Mika
8. JLS
9. Peter Andre
10. Alexandra Burke

Editor's note:
On a brighter note, there's a new Scouting For Girls album on its way! *Feeble thumbs up to camera*

BEST NEW ACT

1. Lady Gaga
2. La Roux
3. Little Boots
4. Mini Viva
5. Alexandra Burke
6. Marina & The Diamonds
7. Pixie Lott
8. Ellie Goulding
9. Florence & The Machine
10. JLS

Editor's note:
All these artists are quite good or better than quite good. Again, well done the Popjustice-viewing public.

PRETTIEST MALE

1. Frankmusik
2. Joe McElderry
3. Marvin JLS
4. Robbie Williams
5. Lady Gaga
6. Calvin Harris
7. Aston JLS
8. Will Young
9. Michael Buble
10. Lloyd Daniels

Editor's note:
Phwooarr right girls????

MOST HANDSOME FEMALE

1. Cheryl Cole
2. Beyonce
3. Lady Gaga
4. Shakira
5. Britney
6. Rihanna
7. Elly Jackson
8. Nicola Roberts
9. Little Boots
10. Marina & The Diamonds

Editor's note:
Phwooaarr right lads????

WILL MAKE SOMEONE A GOOD HUSBAND OR WIFE ONE DAY

1. Kimberley Walsh
2. Leona Lewis
3. Joe McElderry
4. Little Boots
5. Taylor Swift
6. Heidi Range
7. Susan Boyle
8. Will Young
9. Lady Gaga
10. Dannii Minogue

Editor's note:
The concept of making someone a good husband or wife seems to have been inter­preted by many voters as 'most boring popstar', but what's most shocking is just how many voters grav­it­ated towards Kimberley from Girls Aloud. Very odd.

WORST LYRICS

1. Britney Spears 3
2. Cheryl Cole Fight For This Love
3. Sugababes Get Sexy
4. JLS Beat Again
5. Madonna Celebration
6. N‑Dubz I Need You
7. Miley Cyrus Party In The USA
8. Pitbull I Know You Want Me
9. David Guetta feat Akon Sexy Bitch
10. Ke$ha TiK ToK

Editor's note:
You've got to be pretty bad to beat "when I'm walking down the street they say hey sexy" or "every day ain't gonna be no picnic, love ain't no walk in the park". And, to be fair, Britney's '3' was indeed pretty bad.

MOST ANNOYING FACE

1. Danyl Johnson
2. Lady Gaga
3. Cheryl Cole
4. La Roux
5. Louis Walsh
6. Miley Cyrus
7. Simon Cowell
8. Mika
9. Pixie Lott
10. John and/or Edward

Editor's note:
Say what you like about Danyl Johnson's face, there can be no doubt that it is annoying.

And that, readers, is that for another year.

Thanks for your votes, and we look forward to seeing you back here in about 11 months from now.