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The little girls with their fingers in the pop dyke
ALERT! ALERT! In the next few months the world's most amazing songwriters and producers will find out whether the best pop songs they've written in the last few years have…
Close down every environmental charity right now, the world is saved
Everyone loves a charity single, right kids? Here's Madonna's 'Live Earth' track, 'Hey You'. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk5TejVAHeM OH COME ON. Even Geri Halliwell would have second thoughts about lyrics like that and with Pharell…
No way does Fergie look like this in the morning
Here is a woeful video for the new and rubbish Fergie solo single, 'Big Girls Don't Cry'. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDD5HLwifY Had she come from any band other than Black Eyed Peas now would…
What singles are really about, and sound effects to suggest how they might do in this Sunday's chart
Eyes down look in… Rihanna — 'Umbrella' (download only) "I will be your friend no matter what and contrary to what someone attempted to tell Popjustice in the pub two Fridays…
Ping the noise
"At first I did want to consciously make a record that had a cool sound to it. But then I said to myself: 'Fuck that'." We are quite enjoying the current…
If you squint they sort of look similar
Rave pensioner Pete Tong has discovered something new in Sweden, having somehow unearthed (ie accepted £8K for a remix of) a track called 'With Every Heartbeat' by some people calling…