This, viewers, is the new Gina G single.
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Now, you can say what you like about Gina G…
"Give it up love!"
"You only had three good songs and they were all A DECADE AGO!"
… but you can't say she's not original.
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Tomorrow on Popjustice: The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom — and what it means for your favourite popstar.