If you got home after a night out on Saturday and wondered why your TV wasn't working any more, you should blame Kylie.
Roughly around 10pm on Saturday evening, commercial broadcasting hit a peak of gayness that most television sets were simply not built to withstand. Hopefully the internet will fare a little better.
Here is the televisual incident in question.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ2IzbC2O80
At the same time across the UK the sound of several million over-excited young men exploding could be heard.