"How are plans for the Killers greatest hits album coming along?"
"Well that's not really happening."
"Why not? How are we going to make up for their underperforming last album?"
"Well we do — tada! — have a live album ready for release."
"A live album."
"Yes."
"How about we pretend it's a greatest hits? Basically market it as a greatest hits even though it's not?"
"Let me see what I can do."