Here are clues for what you should be looking for…
1. Reknowned gaylord with first two letters of name missing
2. The best Minogue
3. The worst Minogue
4. Bo!
5. A description of Brian Molko
6. This Girls Aloud member should have more solo bits
7. A popstar whose name is Sia
8. This lot are supporting Hadouken! tonight
9. This amazing woman presents a Radio One show but didn't want to be interviewed by us :(
10. The biggest surprise about the new Radiohead album
11. Kimberley Girls Aloud's best feature
12. Beth from Gossip's last name
13. " "
14. Is he gay? Is he straight? Ooh how 'mysterious'.
15. This lot conned us into spending money on tickets then announced loads more dates which made us fucking furious
16. She'll be dead by Christmas at this rate
17. Our response to 50 Cent being walloped in the charts by Kanye West
Good luck!