It's the most exciting chart of the year! Except it's not.
As ever, one man's ding is another's dong, but it certainly looks as if we're not 'all going to die' this Christmas…
Malcolm Middleton 'We're All Going To Die'
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Eva Cassidy and Katie Melua 'What A Wonderful World'
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Mariah Carey 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'
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Girls Aloud 'Call The Shots'
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Sugababes 'Change'
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Kylie Minogue 'Wow'
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(Sort of)
Mariah Carey & Whitney Houston 'When You Believe'
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Kate Nash 'Pumpkin Soup'
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Booty Luv 'Some Kinda Rush'
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Leon Jackson, it would seem, is yet to make the Top 200. We are sure this will have changed by the time Christmas Day rolls around. Over on iTunes there's some sort of debacle involving Leon topping the albums charts but not being in the singles charts or something. It's all a bit confusing.