Get ready for tomorrow's X Factor with our brilliant (shit) playsheet

X Factor's live finals — tra­di­tion­ally the point where it all starts to get boring — kick off tomorrow evening and we've got a feeling that this year's will be reas­on­ably enter­tain­ing. To liven things up we've invented a brilliant (shit) X Factor playsheet. Print it off, fill it in, chuck it out of the window, do what you want with it — we don't care.

Have fun!