We've recently taken up an evening job in a newsagent and while stacking the shelves last night we came across THIS.
Until Nickelback's 'Rockstar' single came out any drink trading on the tedious 'n' terrible supposed 'amazingness' of what it would be like to drink 'like a rockstar' would have been bad enough — the drink's been around for about seven years — but now, in the harsh light of this post-Nickelback pop wasteland, one can only feel that enduring this 'energy drink' would be like drinking 500ml of Chad Kroeger's sperm — and we're not doing that again.
We wonder if sales of Rockstar energy drink have gone up or down since Nickelback's reign of terror began all those months ago?