Only one person in Popjustice Towers finds any of this remotely interesting or hilarious but EL FACTOR X is AMAZING. We have been looking at clips of it literally all week and now it is time for you to do the same.
Let's have a look at the judges from Spain
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a99ponAcE1I
Who invited Republica? That lot make Simon and Sharon look as scary as Hinge and
Bracket.
And if only Shayne Ward could have been more like this!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-_SvHw18k
(That one's from 'EL FACTOR XS', meaning 'extra small'.)
Blimey, Beyonce's seen better days.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLFVTfwC9oY
Look — it's the new Eton Road!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2KMx3LrfkM
Sing them another song, Friki!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZUdEZ8lVc
We could look at these clips all day, to be honest.
Even if X Factor in the UK does not change its name to EL FACTOR X we still demand that the next series includes a
Colombian week instead of anything to do with the movies, Lionel Richie or
whoever's Greatest Hits SonyBMG are pushing that particular week.