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Popworldcupjustice: Belgium vs Russia

  • June 22, 2014
  • Brad O'Mance

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BELGIUM V RUSSIA

Guest referee:
Bradley Stern — Founder, MuuMuse

Belgium32 Laurent Pagna — 'I Want To Spend My Lifetime Loving You' (The Voice)

“Ah, Belgium: Not only the sacred land where 'Wanna See U Dance (La La La)'-singing, Universal Music Belgium dance legend Kat DeLuna reigns, but also home to Laurent Pagna, winner of The Voice Belgique Season 3. And really, it's not hard to see why Laurent's per­form­ance of 'I Want to Spend My Lifetime Loving You' with his mentor Natasha St-Pier — a song performed in the past tense (REFERENCE) by Aussie 'Young Talent Time' icon Tina Arena and Marc Anthony for The Mask Of Zorro — won him the crown: That pro­jec­tion of the Kill Bill chapel in the back­ground. Natasha's stunning leather jacket and pearl earring combo. And, of course, the inex­tin­guish­able passion between the two hand-holding singers. The sheer eroticism in the final few moments — as Natasha rests her head against Laurent's own — is enough unspoken seduction to put anyone over the edge. I imagine there was a lot of intense, erm, mentoring going on in the green room backstage afterward.”

Russia32 Sergey Volchkov — 'Ария мистера Икс' (The Voice)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikb5uRJW0Y

“And in this corner, Sergey Volchkov warbling out some appro­pri­ately masculine, 'Putin's Russia'-friendly opera tune during his blind audition for Golos, the Russian equi­val­ent of The Voice. The singing seems fine enough (no t.A.T.u, obviously), but who would know, really? Once The Russian Christina Aguilera starts cackling and the Russian Adam Levine begins knee-slapping with joy and talking amongst them­selves, it's all one big chuckle-fest. Is anyone even aware the poor chap is still singing behind them? Only Alexander Gradsky and his gorgeous grey mane."

Bradley's full time score:

Belgium 2 — Russia 0

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