Well, it's not exactly a press release — it's a PROPER MAGAZINE being sent out with the new Proclaimers album (which is itself obviously amazing). The magazine is called The Proclaimer.
There's a piece in it written by Matt Lucas but we accidentally deleted the photo of that so you'll have to use your imagination. Here, instead, is an amazing 'Spot The Difference' competition…
We think you can see what they've done there. The horoscopes are good, too:
Best bits: "Cancer. When you wake up, you know who you're going to be waking up next to. And when you haver, you know who you're going to be havering with." "Leo. Take a look up the railtrack." And so on. Again, we think you can see what they've done there.
There is also a fashion page…
…which is funny too. And who's that handsome devil halfway down on the right?
So there you have it.