Some people are natural popstars.

Some people are not.

Some people are not, and never will be.

Some people are not, never will be, and know they never will be.

Some people are not, never will be, know they never will be, and hope that nobody else has noticed.

Some people are not, never will be, know they never will be, and know that everybody else has noticed. But they go through the motions anyway because they hold pop music, their fans, and all music fans in such low regard that they think it doesn't matter.

Here's Katie Price per­form­ing her new single on GMTV this morning.