We bought a NEW RAVE CHOPPING BOARD on Saturday.
It is made from that bobbly glass you sometimes get on chopping boards and is dishwasher-friendly.
Obviously it is not a Klaxons one because that would have pretended to have been made of glass but would have turned out to be made from twigs.
UPDATE: STOP EMAILING! We got it in the High Street Ken version of Urban Outfitters.