The Lady Ga Ga video checklist

Big dog Nice swimming pool Plant in the breeze Pelvic thrust Nice 'grading' Excellent gloves A get-up that can only be described as 'turquoise' A game of poker A man in some pants Smoke on the water Some good splitscreen stuff  Electric sunglasses The striking of various poses Kissing Fondling A party General amaz­ing­ness

'Having a knees up in a posh house' is a much-loved pop video subgenre but Lady Ga Ga gets it spot on with this clip for 'Poker Face', the collision of style and stupidity you'd expect from Roisin Murphy if she didn't have that big stick up her arse.

You can watch the video here.

'Poker Face' is the next single in America…