What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?
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The Sun are stating ('guessing') that Kanye West is headlining this year's Glastonbury. We emailed MC Hammer yesterday to ask if it was him but he hasn't replied. ('Kanye To Head Up Glastonbury' — The Sun)
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Robbie Williams won't be getting any Brit awards this year, despite the multi-million-selling, best and most creative album of his career being eligible for nomination. ('Robbie Snubbed By Brits' — The Mirror)
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After strumming for Babyshambles recently, Amy Winehouse's latest collaboration has been with her dad. ('Return Of The Wino' — Daily Star)
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Mika has been secretly working on his second album for ages. Thank goodness for that. ('Mika's All Write' — Daily Star)
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In other news, Amy Winehouse has new hair. ('Hilda Drugden: Amy ditches Do' — The Sun)
» The Government are not going to ban people from selling their unnecessary Spice Girls (or other artists) concert tickets on eBay. ('MPs Reject Online Touting Ban But Urge Protection For Consumers' — Guardian)
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Even people in America are buying the Radiohead album — the one which was released as a free download just a few months ago. It is almost as if they are one of the biggest bands in the world, isn't it. ('Radiohead Album Crowns US Chart' — BBC)
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In an unintentionally hilarious moment of music journalism, one of pop's sniffiest critics uses the phrase "critics may sniff" in an article. Unexpectedly, U2 are mentioned favourably in the article. ('Look behind you — it's the future of pop' — The Telegraph)
» iTunes are cutting their prices by 10% because of Europe — they'll be banning bent bananas next etc etc ('Brussels Force iTunes To Cut Price Of Downloads In UK' — The Guardian)
And now the weather.