Eyes down, look in:
» Calvin Harris reportedly doesn't think his album was good enough for a Brit. (Daily Star)
» Susan Boyle ran around shouting "I've escaped! I've escaped!" at Heathrow Airport recently. (Digital Spy)
» Lady Gaga has had to cancel a pop concert due to illness. GET WELL SOON LADY GAGA. (Gagadaily)
» Jay‑Z says that he uses newspaper stories and headlines for lyrical inspiration. NEWSFLASH: So do all songwriters when they can't think of anything to write about. (Digital Spy)
» Nicola Roberts supports a tanning bed ban for minors, which seems a bit unfair because if you're underground all day digging coal you're not going to see much sunlight are you. (Popdirt)
» Lemar is feeling good today. (Twitter)
» Here's a picture of Blur at the premiere of their documentary thing. Nice of them to make an effort. (Radio 1 Newsbeat)
» It turns out that as well as being a hat-sporting bellend, Dappy N‑Dubz
isn't very good at taking criticism. (He has apologised, of course,
just like he did for those homophobic lyrics on his first album.) (Gigwise)
That's your lot. Except to say…
» Farmers in New Zealand have been reminded that "a cool cow is a happy cow" — a rule we could all live by. (TVNZ)