What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?
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Kylie is branching out into designing duvet covers. ('You Can Get Kylie In Your Bed' — The Sun) (Is that supposed to be a pun on 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head'?)
» The awards season is well and truly underway in the UK, with Arctic Monkeys winning a posh one. ('Arctic Monkeys Celebrate South Bank Award For Favourite Worst Nightmare Album' — The Mirror)
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Girls Aloud's 'Can't speak French' b‑side, 'Hoxton Hero' is apparently, quite insulting to people who live in east London. Quite right too. ('Girls Aloud's Naughty Lyrics' — Daily Star)
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Kelly Rowland reckons another Destiny's Child album is a likelihood. ('It's Child's Play' — Daily Star)
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Madonna is not short of a penny or two. ('Madonna Is Richest Female In Music' — Yahoo)
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Kanye West's next tour should be quite good — if only for the fact that he has Rihanna, Lupe Fiasco and N.E.R.D. as his support acts. ('Kanye Touring With Rihanna, Lupe, N.E.R.D.' — Billboard)
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A lot of good people will perform at this year's Grammy Awards — now including Feist and Alicia Keys. ('Feist, Keys, Paisley Join Grammy Performers' — Billboard)
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Disaterous news for fans of The Kooks: the one called Max Rafferty has quit the band. ('Max Rafferty Quits The Kooks' — The Guardian)
Blimey.