Last week we wondered out loud what the next Natty promotional item to arrive in the post would be. After a flying disc that wasn't an official Frisbee and some cigarette papers that weren't actual Rizlas we concluded that we would probably be receiving either a vacuum cleaner that wasn't a Hoover or a ballpoint pen that wasn't a Biro.
Well, we were right.

You see this is why, when the music industry does explode and most people are replaced by robots and interns, some people will keep their jobs. 9/10.