1. @OhMyOfficial
We featured them the other day and you probably saw what we had to say. Basically any act that names itself after a Tweet song should have a Twitter account BY LAW and here is Oh My!'s. 'Oh My!'s.' doesn't really look very satisfactory punctuation-wise, does it? Particularly if you put it in single quotes. We'll need to work on this.
2. @itsYasmin
She's currently on tour with Eliza Doolittle — aka one of the 21st century's very worst popstars — but Yasmin's tweets are frequently funny, self aware and likeable. Most impressively, she recently spoke on behalf of all sensible people everywhere when she announced "I'm gonna have to stop following people that RT every remotely nice thing people say to them. It does my head in". Perhaps Yasmin should have a word with Minogue, D.
3. @Buzzsonic
Buzzsonic is run by a 'music news content curator' (and former 99th Floor Elevator) who posts links to interesting music and industry stuff. The links are almost always amazing.
4. @eddychemical
Definitely the funniest of all the Chemical Brothers.
5. @EosChater
if someone said to you, 'guess what, the second violinist in that pop/classical string quartet thing Bond is actually really funny on Twitter', you would probably say 'oh fuck off although having thought about it for a second that's not the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard so I'll give her a chance'. And you would be right to do so.
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