Here is a generally positive selection of dings and dongs reflecting the state of this week's Midweek Chart.
Remember, one man's ding is another man's dong but if you are Sophie Ellis-Bextor, a dong is a dong, however you look at things. :(
Robyn 'With Every Heartbeat'
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Kanye West 'Stronger'
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Darren Hayes 'On The Verge Of Something Wonderful'
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Robyn 'Konichiwa Bitches'
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Lloyd 'Get It Shawty'
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Every song from the Kate Nash album including the interlude
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The Kate Nash album
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So there you go.