We have encountered the world's worst busker

We're not quite sure exactly what it is about the London Underground and the selection process involving author­ised buskers at Angel station, but the last few weeks have seen some utter atro­cit­ies at that par­tic­u­lar stop. 

At the end of last week we encountered something so bad that we had to make a quick recording. What you are about to hear is one man, a guitar, and what even­tu­ally reveals itself to be Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal'. 

JESUS CHRIST.