We are quite sad about Lily Allen retiring from being a popstar so, on our way to the Twenty Quid Music Prize judging event the other week, we purchased a 'SORRY YOU'VE LEAVING' card and got some of the judges to sign it.
(You can click the image to see it bigger.)
We'll be sending the card over to Lily as soon as we've figured out how to obliterate a comment so tasteless and offensive that we still wonder how anyone could think it, let alone write it down in public. :(