In the brown corner: Cascada with their new single 'Pyromania'.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsdXPPp8dNk
Also in the brown corner: Jason Derulo with 'In My Head'.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU-ZQWZSGfc
We'd have to say Cascada win this one.
Not only is the song itself so derivative that it makes ITV2 seem like the home of boundary-busting broadcasting but even its video takes a lead from 'Poker Face'. Just how watered down is Cascada's Lady Gaga ripoff? Well conceptually, even, 'Pyromania' is just a dodgy ripoff of last summer's RedOne-produced Sean Kingston tune 'Fire Burning' which itself was a dodgy Gaga-esque knockoff, and if there's one thing we've learned from the last twelve months it's that there is only one person permitted to make dodgy RedOne soundalikes, and that's RedOne.