Our Top 3:
1. Tom Clarke's declaration that "people have forgotten how to record proper rock 'n' roll records" (no they haven't — they've simply realised it's not 1994 any more).
2. The claim that the album "has anthems that are undeniable" (no it doesn't, no they're not).
3. Clarko's tragic class-war whimpering at the end about people from "every walk of life" being at "all" their "classless" gigs (good luck with that Somerset House show, lads).
What are your favourite bits?