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You can't keep a bored multi-millionairess down

Lets have a look at this again.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVB042luyDQ


Amazing.

Now lets have another look at this.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki2M3-2W-cQ


Likewise — amazing.

For these two reasons we find the prospect of a second Paris Hilton album to be 100% something to look forward to. Obviously some of the first album was com­pletely execrable but if she can pull more songs as amazing as 'Stars Are Blind' and 'Nothing In This World' out of the hat — a new hat, an old hat, we don't mind — then that at least one of the greatest pop singles of 2008 might belong to Paris Hilton.

NB: Expectations can go up as well as down.