STOP EVERYTHING SOMEONE'S MADE CHERYL COLE'S FACE OUT OF CHEESE.
ALL OTHER MUSIC-RELATED NEWS IS CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
(Via Fascination and @foodisart on Twitter.)
Alternative headlines:
Feta For This Love
Halloumi Lotta History
Love Boursin
Caerphilly! No, No, No
Greveitti My Soul (THAT'S ENOUGH CHEESE HEADLINES THANKS — ED)