MOST ABSURD USE OF MAJOR LABEL CASH
1. The 'Prism’ truck
2. Volantis (Lady Gaga’s flying dress)
3. The Wanted
4. The ‘ARTRAVE'
5. Stooshe
6. Pitbull
7. 'ARTPOP' app
8. Britney in the desert
9. Beyoncé's non-album
10. 1D Day
Popjustice notes: Disappointing results. That 'Prism' lorry was 100% amazing.
BEST SONG BY OR FEATURING SIA
1. Elastic Heart (Sia feat The Weeknd & Diplo)
2. Loved Me Back To Life (Celine Dion)
3. Beautiful Pain (Eminem feat Sia)
4. Standing On The Sun (Beyoncé)
5. Double Rainbow (Katy Perry)
6. Perfume (Britney Spears)
7. Passenger (Britney Spears)
8. Acid Rain (Alexis Jordan)
9. Cannonball (Lea Michele)
10. Kill & Run (Sia)
Popjustice notes: If you think this list of songs is good, wait until you see the same category in 2014.
BEST X FACTOR FINALIST
1. Tamera Foster
2. Hannah Barrett
3. “None of them"
4. Rough Copy
5. Sam Bailey
6. Luke Friend
7. Miss Dynamix
8. Lorna Simpson
9. Kingsland Road
10. Shelley Smith
Popjustice notes: She can't remember her words, she needs a bit of a brush-up in the choreography stakes, but who cares — she could be the British Rihanna.
WORST X FACTOR FINALIST
1. Abi Alton
2. Sam Callahan
3. Nicholas McDonald
4. "All of them"
5. Hannah Barrett
6. Kingsland Road
7. Lorna Simpson
8. Luke Friend
9. Sam Bailey
10. Shelley Smith
Popjustice notes: 2013's finalists were the worst in The X Factor's ten year history, but Alton managed to be the worst of the lot. Still, this is just the beginning etc etc.
MOST LIKELY TO SPLIT IN 2014
1. Mutya Keisha Siobhan
2. The Saturdays
3. One Direction
4. Stooshe
5. Sugababes
6. The Wanted
7. Union J
8. The Killers
9. Kingsland Road
10. Neon Jungle
Popjustice notes: Let's get that album out first though ladies.
ACT WE SHOULD SEND TO EUROVISION IN 2014
1. Little Mix
2. One Direction
3. The Saturdays
4. Adele
5. Atomic Kitten
6. Charli XCX
7. Ellie Goulding
8. Geri Halliwell
9. Hurts
10. Marina & The Diamonds
Popjustice notes: Any of these suggestions (except Halliwell) (or Atomic Kitten) would be brilliant.
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WORST BRAND PARTNERSHIP
1. Gary Barlow and Compare The Market and Coronation Street
2. Beyoncé and Pepsi
3. Nicole Scherzinger and Muller
4. Alicia Keys and Blackberry
5. Katy Perry and Pop Chips
6. Avril Lavigne and Sony
7. Assorted mentions of Capital FM adverts
8. The JLS X Factor competition ads
9. Rihanna and River Island
10. Union J and Pokemon
Popjustice notes: That tram crash came three years too early.
LEAST DELUDED ARTIST
1. Taylor Swift
2. Ellie Goulding
3. Kelly Clarkson
4. Rebecca Ferguson
5. Katy Perry
6. Lily Allen
7. Jessie Ware
8. Adele
9. Beyoncé
10. Sky Ferreira
Popjustice notes: You'd trust Taylor Swift to come round your house without observing your paintwork with disdain, wouldn't you?
MOST DELUDED ARTIST
1. James Arthur
2. Lady Gaga
3. Azealia Banks
4. Justin Bieber
5. Kanye West
6. Lorde
7. Jessie J
8. Miley Cyrus
9. Nicole Scherzinger
10. Robin Thicke
Popjustice notes: Gaga wasn't far off winning this, but James Arthur romped to victory for thinking he was Professor Green, but being more like Professor Plum.