Where will Cascada's wheel of what-shall-we-rip-off-this-time stop next?
We have been getting slowly obsessed with Cascada's 'San Francisco'. Not because it's any good — it is, of course*, utter drivel — but because of the shamelessness of its…
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What is 2010's worst Lady Gaga ripoff?
In the brown corner: Cascada with their new single 'Pyromania'. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsdXPPp8dNk Also in the brown corner: Jason Derulo with 'In My Head'. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU-ZQWZSGfc We'd have to say Cascada win this one. Not…
Watch this and tell us it's not an international Number One
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okff4h9GM50 It's about six different recent hit records, at least five recent videos and somewhere in the region of 200 new bits all thrown into three minutes and twenty seconds…
Guess who the new Cascada single sounds like. Go on. 'You'll never guess.'
Here's something we got in the post last week. Not exactly the sort of thing to necessarily brighten your morning. Point one in its favour: it's got a great title. And guess…
Girlgroup killed in tragic Photoshop disaster, world mourns
What you see above is a picture of the exact moment that a promising new girlgroup were engulfed in flames as four extraterrestrial playing cards conquered the planet, reducing the…
Age ain't nothing but a Mumba
When she was a child (ie about 17) a young popstrel from Ireland decided to release some pop songs. One or two of Samantha Mumba's singles (to be precise: three…
What's happening on the Radio One playlist?
As you will already be aware, the future successes of pop records lies solely in hands of the clever people at Radio One. Here, accompanied this week by a series…
What's going on in the music industry?
It's a confusing business, so let's find out what's happening — with this week's issue of Music Week. PRETEND COVER This week's Music Week cover tells us all about the…
Are you in the singles market?
We have finally updated the Popjustice Release schedule. There are a lot of things released between here and April and now we know what they are going to be. If you…
A Cascada video which isn't complete shit
Here is the video Cascada's version of 'What Hurts The Most'. It starts off like a ballad (involving a handwritten note saying 'I CAN'T SORRY' in which it looks like…