Here they are in all their glory, ladies and gentlemen, your Wednesday BAPs.
- Tove Styrke’s back with a new song that’s online now and will be available to purchase TOMORROW! (Popjustice)
- NOTHING WHATSOEVER HAS HAPPENED INVOLVING LA ROUX SO EVERYONE JUST MOVE ALONG PLEASE.
- Roisin Murphy’s Italian covers EP is now streaming in full online. (Clash)
- Here’s a nice picture of Kylie Minogue and Lily Allen hugging. (Idolator)
- Apparently Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams have been filming for a Destiny’s Child reunion of sorts. (Beyoncé Legion)
- That animated film starring Rihanna and J.Lo has been pushed back until March 2015 which might mean we don’t get a new Rihanna album for the second straight year. (Popjustice) Literally WFT.
- Female pop singer Lorde’s said she doesn’t like everything that comes with being a female pop singer. (Press Party)
- There’s now an orchestral remix of Lana Del Rey’s ‘West Coast’ for fans of orchestral remixes. (Idolator)
- Nicki Minaj’s new single ‘Pills N Potions’ is now on the internet. (Popjustice)
- And there’s also this slightly redundant news story about what it sounds like etc for the Minaj news mentalists. (Popjustice)
- Here’s a chat with Sia about her ‘Chandelier’ video and that performance on Ellen etc. (Dazed Digital)
- Publicity-shy chanteuse Rita Ora’s joined the V Festival lineup. (Birmingham Mail)
- This V magazine cover featuring Madonna and Katy Perry has arrived online. (Twitter)
- Former Girls Aloud manager Kimberley Walsh and that bloke from Fame Academy have made a song together for the Tour de France (!) and that song now has a video. (Popjustice)
- A male model man is set to appear in J.Lo’s new video. (Attitude)
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MUTYA BUENA. (Twitter)
- Ciara’s had a baby with Future and together they’ve called him, er, Future. (The Guardian)
- Nicole Scherzinger’s news single has a title — ‘Your Love’ — and a release date of July 2. (Popjustice)
And for old time's sake…
What a song.