Ed Sheeran has promised that his Brits performance will be low on excitement but high on 'authenticity'.
The showman told Star Playlist: "My performance will be a standard ‘me’ performance, just standing there with a guitar."
The enfant rubbishe of the New Boring movement is not a fan of anything more razzmatazz than that, saying: "I remember seeing Eminem with his chainsaw and thinking that was a bit out there."
Jesus.