Look, seriously you guys, cancel the tattooist appointment because Jessie J's new single isn't 'Magnetic' despite her telling someone in an interview that it is.
You've all just got the wrong end of the stick.
To clarify, here's the former onesie apologist on Twitter having a chat with herself about it all:
"I did an interview and I was told that "magnetic" was my new single lol," she mused. "I was joking when I said "yeah why not" as it made me laugh because it isn't."
Get it?
"My humour can sometimes confuse people. I apologise!"
We look forward to her not clarifying what her actual new single is soon.