Loveable, perfectly coiffured TV bellend and "TOWIE superstar" (according to the press release) Joey Essex has signed a deal with Warner Music.
The major label will release 'Essex Anthems', "a triple CD compilation of current and classic dance floor hits" on March 17. It will be released to coincide with the stylish poutmaster's new ITV2 documentary series, Educating Joey Essex.
The artwork features gold-effect graphics — signifying quality and prestige.
Here's what Joey had to say about it all when someone from the label asked for a few words:
"I’m really excited about this record deal, it’s amazing to be making the ultimate dance album based on the tunes we play at Sugar Hut. Me and the label [HE MEANS THE LABEL AND I] have spent loads of time choosing the tracks, mixing up new hits with classic dance floor bangers."
The record industry, ladies and gentleman.
The tracklisting is pretty amazing actually:
CD1
1. Clean Bandit — Rather Be
2. Breach – Everything You Never Had
3. Storm Queen – Look Right Through
4. Duke Dumont – Need U
5. Bingo Players – Rattle (non vocal)
6. David Guetta ft Skylar Grey – Shot Me Down
7. Fatboy Slim — Eat Sleep Rave Repeat
8. Lana Del Ray – Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix)
9. Avicii — Levels
10. Martin Garrix – Animals
11. Armin Van Buuren – This Is What It Feels Like
12. Otto Knows – Million Voices
13. Martin Solveig & Dragonette — Hello (Sidney Samsom)
14. Calvin Harris feat. Ellie Goulding – I Need Your Love
15. Icona Pop — I Love It (Tiësto Remix)
16. Wynter Gordon — Dirty Talk (Laidback Luke Remix)
17. All About She – Higher (Steve Smart Remix)
18. Coldplay — Paradise (Fedde Le Grand Remix)
19. Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven (Sultan & Ned Shepard Remix)
20. Swedish House Mafia — Miami To Ibiza
CD2
1. Jason Derulo – Trumpets
2. Tinie Tempah – Pass Out
3. Rudimental – Waiting All Night
4. Fuse ODG – Antenna (UK Radio Edit)
5. Pitbull feat. TJR — Don't Stop The Party
6. Chris Brown – Beautiful People
7. Guru Josh Project — Infinity (Klaas Remix)
8. Flo Rida – Good Feeling
9. Sidney Samson — Riverside
10. Chuckie & LMFAO — Let The Bass Kick In Miami
11. Wiley — Heatwave
12. Artful Dodger — Rewind
13. Daniel Beddingfield — Gotta Get Through
14. Breach — Jack
15. K‑Klass — Let Me Show You (Klub Mix)
16. Stevie V – Dirty Cash (Sold Out Mix)
17. Corona – Rhythm Of The Night
18. N‑Joi — Anthem
19. Strike — U Sure Do
20. Felix – Don’t You Want Me
CD3
1. Dcup & Yolanda – We No Speak Americano
2. Duck Sauce — Barbara Streisand
3. Fedde Le Grand – Put Your Hands Up For Detroit
4. Kylie Minogue — Can't Get Blue Monday Out Of My Head
5. Steve Angello & Robin S — Show Me Love
6. Everything But The Girl – Missing (Todd Terry Remix)
7. Armand Van Helden – U Don’t Know Me
8. Bucketheads — The Bomb
9. Living Joy — Dreamer
10. Nightcrawlers — Push The Feeling On
11. Alison Limerick — Where Love Lives
12. Michael Gray – Weekend
13. Phats & Small — Turn Around
14. The Original — I Luv U Baby
15. Bob Sinclair – Love Generation
16. Freemasons — Love On My Mind
17. Shades Of Rhythm — Sound Of Eden
18. Baby D – Let Me Be Your Fantasy
19. Ruff Driverz – Dreaming
20. Eric Prydz — Call On Me