After much 'teasing', ie it was announced in The Sun ages ago and discussed on the Popjustice forum aeons before that, Kylie Minogue's confirmed she will indeed be releasing a Christmas album this #Q4 (it's out on November 13).
It's called — wait for it — 'Kylie Christmas', and that low-key image above is the artwork and the list of in-no-way-overly-familiar Yuletide classics below is the tracklisting.
There's also some sort of DVD version of it too should you run out of things to buy for your uncle.
Regarde (yes there really is a duet with Iggy Pop on there. And James Corden. And Dannii Minogue!):
1. It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
2. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (feat. Frank Sinatra)
3. Winter Wonderland
4. Christmas Wrapping (with Iggy Pop)
5. Only You (with James Corden)
6. I’m Gonna Be Warm This Winter
7. Every Day’s Like Christmas
8. Let It Snow
9. White December
10. 2000 Miles
11. Santa Baby
12. Christmas Isn’t Christmas ‘Til You Get Here
13. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
14. Oh Santa
15. 100 Degrees (with Dannii Minogue)
16. Cried Out Christmas
DVD
1. It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
2. 2000 Miles
3. Christmas Isn’t Christmas ‘Til You Get Here
4. 100 Degrees (with Dannii Minogue)
5. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
6. I’m Gonna Be Warm This Winter
7. Oh Santa
There's also a little 'teaser' thing here if you're interested: