Look we don't know precisely what this 'Team Ball Player Thing' is but from what we can decipher:
Some people from New Zealand have made a song together.
It's something to do with the 'All Blacks', who as you know are a world famous cricket team or something.
There's a charitable theme (more info here) as well as a hashtag, which is #kiwiscurebatten.
It's comedic.
LORDE'S IN IT.
The song's out tomorrow if you'd like to buy it.