Miley Cyrus is reportedly "disgusted" by Pipedream Products, makers of "The Most Comprehensive Adult Novelty Selection in the World!", who have manufactured a lookalike sex doll named Totally Miley.
The 18-year-old is now seeking legal advice, according to The Sun.
The doll sold out in less than 48 hours after appearing on Amazon.com for £17. For this price, those quick-fingered consumers will receive a box with a picture of a Miley lookalike on it and the promise of "3 Achey Love Holes".
We can't quite decide whether it's the likeness of a just-adult pop star being debased in US basements, or the reference to one of her Dad's songs, which is more revolting.