So apparently Kelly Clarkson is recording a Christmas album.
This is good news. Christmas is good. Kelly Clarkson is also good. In fact Kelly Clarkson is probably even better than Christmas.
Details are sketchy but what we're really hoping is that it will be called 'Our December' and feature the following songs:
1. 'Since Ule Been Gone'
This one is basically 'Since U Been Gone', but with some sleigh bells on it.
2. 'Santa (What Doesn't Kill You)'
Essentially this tune is 'Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)' except it has some sleigh bells in it.
3. 'Miss Indemanger'
'Miss Independent' but with lots of sleigh bells.
4. 'Mr Noël It All'
In this song the Clarkoclassic 'Mr Know It All' is reimagined with added sleigh bells.
5. 'Because Of Scrooge'
A cautionary tale which takes the form of 'Because Of You' and — somewhere in the distance — the sound of sleigh bells.
6. 'All The Eggnog's Gone'
'Already Gone'. Sleigh bells are on this.
7. 'A Moment Like Chris(tmas)'
'A Moment Like This' but with sleigh bells clearly audible.
8. 'Dark Outside'
'Dark Side'; sleigh bells abound.
9. 'Behind These Sleighbell Eyes'
'Behind These Hazel Eyes' but containing — you guessed it — church bells.
We want to buy this in the first week of December and we want to spend £7.99. Cheers!