Royal jester and perpetual OBE hopeful Gary Barlow has booked Robbie Williams for the Queen's Jubilee party.
Robbie confirmed on his website that he will perform a solo set at the June 4 Buckingham Palace concert. "If this doesn't get me a knighthood, nothing will," 'joked' Robbie. "I can't wait for the show."
Some other quite good popstars like Kylie, Elton John, Annie Lennox, Stevie Wonder, Jessie J and JLS will perform. Sirs Tom Jones and Paul McCartney and Dame Shirley Bassey will also do a number at what Barlow called a "fantastic event which transcends multiple decades of music".
Ed Sheeran will be on hand to add some much needed star quality to the line-up.
Members of the Royal Family (and maybe even Mollie The Sats) will be in attendance.