Former One Direction choreographer Zayn Malik has 'taken to Twitter' to tease something "exciting" that is "coming soon". NOT HIS PENIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOT HIS PENIS. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOWER THE TONE.
Having a chat about his album ("Gonna get this done for you !! I promise this album will be amazing ..") he then tweeted the following words:
Got something exciting coming soon :)!😎👌
— zayn (@zaynmalik) August 5, 2015
This was followed by "Oops" and "Haha", which we assume is meant to imply he wasn't meant to say that, but it could just as easily be a double bluff. Either way, this suggests some solo stuff is coming sooner than a lot of people expected, perhaps even #Q42015.